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Sunday, October 5

Keats Comedy Night

Keats Bar

8:00 pm (Doors at 7:30pm)

No cover. No drink min. No bullshit. Come laugh it out with me! Apparently, there's karaoke afterward. Now is your chance to see my iconic rendition of Respect.

Sunday, October 6

She Makes Me Laugh's Femme Fest

The PIT Underground

1:00 pm

Second year in a row making the funnies at Femme Fest. A portion of ticket sales will be going to The Poussey Washington Fund. 

Saturday, October 26

Nasty Women Unite Fest


3:00 pm

I'll be performing alongside some exceptional artists with pieces inspired by the Judicial branch. Let's get our JUSTICE on and laugh, too! All profits go to the ACLU.

Welcome, Friend

I'm Rosemary.


About Moi

A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.

Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.

By day I'm in digital advertising and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or on Twitter. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories. 

I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised over $4500 for local DC non-profits in the past year since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student.

Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.

*if you're looking for a hair model, I'd love to get into that game. Stunning!



Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.



Baby, I was born a brand.


What they say about me

"In short, she [Rosemary] is a quality comedian on the rise.


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Book me to tell stories, tell jokes, write jokes, and write stories for you.

Rosemary Cipriano

Phone: 631-291-5822


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