Shows
Step into my office.
August 18 at 7pm
Caveat
I'm returning to Risk! to tell a wild story about my brief stint in politics. Student government, to be exact. Buckle up, my dear sweet constituents.
Welcome, Friend
I'm Rosemary.
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About Moi
A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.
Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.
By day I'm a content writer at a cybersecurity company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or on Twitter. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories.
I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised over $4500 for local DC non-profits since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student. Notably, my work has been seen on NYMag's The Cut, Risk! The Podcast, Funny or Die, and Generation Women,.
Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.
*if you're looking for a hair model, I'd love to get into that game. Stunning!
Videos
Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.
Rosemary Cipriano Performs at the RISK! Live Show on 08.22.19
Rosemary Cipriano Performs at the RISK! Live Show on 08.22.19
Rosemary Cipriano at Greenwich Village Comedy Club 5.18.19
The Worst Sushi Date You’ll Ever Hear About - Love Map
American Dream Sugar Baby
Baby, I was born a brand.
What they say about me
"In short, she [Rosemary] is a quality comedian on the rise.
Contact
Slide into my DMs.
Book me to tell stories, tell jokes, write jokes, and write stories for you.
Rosemary Cipriano
Email: cipriano.rosemary@gmail.com
