Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.

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By day I'm a creative copywriter at a tech company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or playing video games. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories. 

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I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised thousands of dollars for local DC non-profits since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student. Notably, my work has been seen on NYMag's The Cut, Risk! The Podcast, Funny or Die, and Generation Women,. 

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Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.​