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Trashed Trivia

Saturday, March 14 at 8:30pm

The Goose Lodge

I'm pleased to announce that I'm returning to my favorite show ever, Trashed Trivia. Back on #TeamDrunk, I'll probably mess up classic Broadway trivia again. See you there!

Women's Month Comedy Benefit

Sunday, March 29th at 10:30am and 1:00pm

ANXO Cidery & Pintxos Bar (Truxton Circle)

DC, I'm coming back! Join me for my 2nd year closing out ANXO's Women's Month fundraiser with two brunch shows. Proceeds will be going to She Should Run

Comedy at Home Base

Tuesday, March 31 at 7:00pm

Home Base

Pre-game April Fool's Day with me!

Welcome, Friend

I'm Rosemary.


About Moi

A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.

Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.

By day I'm a content writer at a cybersecurity company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or on Twitter. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories. 

I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised over $4500 for local DC non-profits since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student. Notably, my work has been seen on NYMag's The Cut, Risk! The Podcast, Funny or Die, Generation Women, and soon, Amazon Prime (thank you Daddy Bezos). 

Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.

*if you're looking for a hair model, I'd love to get into that game. Stunning!



Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.



Baby, I was born a brand.


What they say about me

"In short, she [Rosemary] is a quality comedian on the rise.


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Book me to tell stories, tell jokes, write jokes, and write stories for you.

Rosemary Cipriano

Phone: 631-291-5822


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