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Women Are Working Here
Q.E.D Astoria
Wednesday, March 4

7:30pm​

New Gurls New Jokes
The Stand
Tuesday, March 31

7pm​

Call me, beep me, if you wanna book me

I'm open for booking! Feel free to contact me to make your audience go "ha ha, that was funny."​

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Welcome, Friend

I'm Rosemary.

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Who is she

A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.

Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. By day I'm a creative copywriter at a tech company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City.

 

You can catch me at QED Astoria every month with my show, Women Are Working Here. In my stand up I love to make fun of work, jobs, family, and health issues. I enjoy finding the funny in dark subjects, so don't be surprised if I bring up my flight anxiety, my favorite medication, and how my mother-in-law bought me a grave plot (yes, really.). 

Some other notable things I've done with names you might know! I won the Best Stand Up award from United Solo for my one-woman show, Even Olympians Have Asthma. My work has been featured on NYMag's The Cut, The Risk! Podcast (2x), and Funny or Die. I've been part of the following festivals: Knockouts Comedy Festival, Laugh Riot Grrrl Comedy Festival, HaHa Harvest Comedy Festival, The PIT's SOLOCOM, The Women's Storytelling Festival, and more. I recently launched a Substack called Dark Jokes for Dark People to explore the world of dark humor.

Feel free to contact me or get in touch about bookings! ​I like to make people laugh, if that wasn't obvious.

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Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.

Rosemary Cipriano at Comedy Village November 2025

Rosemary Cipriano at Comedy Village November 2025
Rosemary Cipriano at Comedy Village November 2025

Rosemary Cipriano at Comedy Village November 2025

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The Worst Sushi Date You’ll Ever Hear About - Love Map

The Worst Sushi Date You’ll Ever Hear About - Love Map

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What they say about me

"In short, she [Rosemary] is a quality comedian on the rise.

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Book me to tell stories, tell jokes, write jokes, and write stories for you.

Rosemary Cipriano

Email: cipriano.rosemary@gmail.com

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