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Benefit for Australia

Saturday, January 18 at 7pm

Ryan's Daughter

A variety show to help the koalas? I'm in. Tickets are $20 or $50, no difference between them. Just whatever you want to give!

Generation Women

Wednesday, February 19


Each month, six women read an original piece on a theme. Of those women, one is in her 20s, her 30s, her 40s, her 50s, her 60s, and her 70s+. Guess which generation I'm repping?

Welcome, Friend

I'm Rosemary.


About Moi

A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.

Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.

By day I'm a content writer at a cybersecurity company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or on Twitter. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories. 

I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised over $4500 for local DC non-profits in the past year since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student.

Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.

*if you're looking for a hair model, I'd love to get into that game. Stunning!



Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.



Baby, I was born a brand.


What they say about me

"In short, she [Rosemary] is a quality comedian on the rise.


Slide into my DMs.

Book me to tell stories, tell jokes, write jokes, and write stories for you.

Rosemary Cipriano

Phone: 631-291-5822


Be the first to know when I'm in your 'hood.
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