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All my show are cancelled to be rescheduled (hopefully).

Well this is lasting longer than we anticipated, huh? Book me for freelance work if that's your thing.

Welcome, Friend

I'm Rosemary.

About Moi

A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.

Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.

By day I'm a content writer at a cybersecurity company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or on Twitter. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories.

I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised over $4500 for local DC non-profits since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student. Notably, my work has been seen on NYMag's The Cut, Risk! The Podcast, Funny or Die, Generation Women, and soon, Amazon Prime (thank you Daddy Bezos).

Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.

*if you're looking for a hair model, I'd love to get into that game. Stunning!