top of page

Shows

Step into my office.

Call me, beep me, if you wanna book me

I'm open for booking! Feel free to contact me to make your audience go "ha ha, that was funny."​

IMG_7803.JPG

Welcome, Friend

I'm Rosemary.

Shows
About
Rosemary_1 (1).jpg

About Moi

A Comedian from New York? Groundbreaking.

Welcome! I'm Rosemary Cipriano. I'm a writer, actor, and award-winning funny person living in Manhattan. I'm from Long Island. Hopefully you're into that kinda thing.

By day I'm a creative writer at a cybersecurity company and by night I am wielding a mic at comedy clubs and bars around New York City. Or on Twitter. I pride myself on the kind of comedy that makes you cringe and laugh at the same time with my unique delivery and too-true stories. 

I've told stories I promised my 10 year old self wouldn't leave my Hello Kitty diary; I've made my parents laugh at sex jokes; I've raised thousands for local DC non-profits since I want to give back to a city I destroyed as an annoying college student. Notably, my work has been seen on NYMag's The Cut, Risk! The Podcast, Funny or Die, and Generation Women,. 

Everyone has a different path to achieving their dreams. Mine consists of living a double-life writing jokes about studying witchcraft and confusing everyone that comes across my LinkedIn.

Videos

Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.

Rosemary Cipriano at West Side Comedy Club 7.21.24

Rosemary Cipriano at West Side Comedy Club 7.21.24
Rosemary Cipriano at West Side Comedy Club 7.21.24

Rosemary Cipriano at West Side Comedy Club 7.21.24

05:07
Play Video
Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey at Women's Storytelling Festival 2024

Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey at Women's Storytelling Festival 2024

16:22
Play Video
Rosemary Cipriano Performs at the RISK! Live Show on 08.22.19

Rosemary Cipriano Performs at the RISK! Live Show on 08.22.19

14:23
Play Video
Rosemary Cipriano at Greenwich Village Comedy Club 5.18.19

Rosemary Cipriano at Greenwich Village Comedy Club 5.18.19

07:01
Play Video
Videos
Press

What they say about me

"In short, she [Rosemary] is a quality comedian on the rise.

Contact

Slide into my DMs.

Book me to tell stories, tell jokes, write jokes, and write stories for you.

Rosemary Cipriano

Email: cipriano.rosemary@gmail.com

Chat soon baby!

Rosemary_DSC_5782.jpg
Be the first to know when I'm in your 'hood.

Thanks for subscribing to my newsletter!

  • White Facebook Icon
  • White Twitter Icon
  • White Instagram Icon
Contact
  • TikTok
  • Black Facebook Icon
  • Black Twitter Icon
  • Black Instagram Icon
bottom of page